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That's all my friends talk about. Sex, girls, getting off.

You're the man on the team, right son? That's my boy.

Well, coach, not really. That's why I came to talk to you.

I try to keep my mind on the team and the big wrestling match, but my balls hurt, coach.

Come on, son. You're a man, I'm a man. I don't need that release.