'ลูกพี่ลูกน้องชายชักว่าวด้วยกันตลอดเวลา!'

Hey, what are you doing?

Um, nothing. Just chilling, hanging out.

Chilling, hanging out in this thing? It looks like you're jerking off.

You realize... well, mom and dad are gone.

They're not home. So you can jerk off in here, you can jerk off in the kitchen, you can jerk off in my bedroom if you want.