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This is TJ Cummings, formerly Coach Cummings, now Hall Monitor Cummings.

I've been demoted, you see. That's what happens when your principal calls you a fairy and you knock him out.

But I patrolled the sidelines with pride and dignity, and I'll do the same to these halls.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no running the halls!

Fuck you, you stupid douchebag!